12 May, 2008...3:41 pm

Tim Blair’s winged monkeys are revolting

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By The Editor
Cross-posted at GrodsCorp

Blogger and Daily Telegraph opinion editor, Timmeh Blair, has struck a deal with his employer for the right to do officially what most bloggers do on the sly: blog on work time using work bandwidth. Blair this morning announced that he will be moving his extremely popular blogging activities from timblair.net to the Tele’s website.

This raises all sorts of questions about the pros and cons of such a transition from independent blogger with no real parameters for posts and comments to commercial media blogger bound by pesky rules about things like defamation and commercial interests. We’re planning on fully discussing these issues in tomorrow’s GrodsThink. (End shamless plug.)

But the moment I read Tim’s transfer news this morning I knew that the most interesting thing to watch would be the reaction of his winged monkey commenters who are acutely aware that their days of unmoderated freedom are over. Hilariously, they are bitching on the one hand about the moderation system at the new site which will surely prune 75% of their comments…

So we have to go back to a moderation system Tim?
– Ash_

held for moderator approval

Leave it to a dead tree publication with a website to kill the spontaneity of the threads, which are half the fun…
– Bruce Rheinstein

…but bitching on the other hand about losing the moderation provided by the infamous Andrea Harris, Administrator at the old site.

I miss Andrea already. Can’t you take her with you? Doesn’t seem right somehow.
– Mambo Bananapatch

So who will boot the morons and moonbats if not Andrea?
– Steve Skubinna

For the first time ever Blair’s winged monkeys are going to have to deal with — gasp! — alternative viewpoints without the safety net provided by Andrea’s overzealous use of the delete button. No wonder some are declaring Timmeh’s blogging days over.

Oh well - this is the end of an era and the end of free ranging comments and expression. If anyone wants an idea of what Tim’s new site will be like, just have a look at comments section on Andrew Bolt’s blog

No more free ranging fucking comments!

In fact I remember posting a couple of times to Australian newspaper blogs (not sure if it was the Australian or Bolt) but they did not appear. Either my pseudonym or comments (and they were clean) were unacceptable.

So it definitely will be no more fucking comments. And I dare say there will be no room for detective paco’s adventures. Sigh

Farewell Tim Blair’s Blog
– Wand

I feel like my favourite pub has closed.

Need to find a new one. Been looking at an interesting establishment down the road a bit.

Do you serve Aussie reds at your place Andrea?
– Pogria

But spare a thought for poor Andrea Harris, Administrator who now wields exactly zero power and exerts exactly zero influence over Blair and his ragtag bunch of defaming muppets, not to mention over the lefty minions of evil who dare oppose Timmeh’s thoughts. No wonder she’s left with no option but to beg people to visit her blog despite its complete lack of any content worth reading.

Hey guys, I have a website of my own. I even post to it from time to time. However, my posts aren’t all that interesting these days.
– Andrea Harris, Administrator

You don’t say.

My tiny kitchen has more cupboard space — and a pantry! — than the previous kitchen. So I’ve sacrificed some floor space; so what, it makes it that much easier to fill the cat’s water bowl.

The hot water stays hot for ages. In the previous place I was lucky if I’d get fifteen minutes of actual hot water in the shower with the super water-saver shower head I installed myself. Here I use the gusher that came with the apartment and I can stay in the shower as long as I want.

But thinking again about Blair’s decision to move blogs, it’s difficult to see how it could possibly be a good decision given that it will not significantly boost his stats and will likely cost a decent chunk of his current readership.

22 Comments

  • What exactly is the point of repeated a bunch of comments from a thread that you have already linked to? Does this site have much of a point?

  • You tell him, Nic.

  • It’s wonderful news, isn’t it?

    I’ll be celebrating by posting some carefully-considered, obscenity free, fucking REASONABLE comments over there, knowing that half of Timmeh’s regs will get their replies snipped, simply because they can’t - CAN’T - express themselves without resorting to racist jibes, gay-baiting or other forms of dumbfuckery that aren’t publishable on a the website of a “family newspaper”. I may be hoping for too much though. Bolt’s crowd are an absolute shower of dickheads.

    Shame that Andrea’s out of a job… oh, hang on…

  • Sorry, but this is priceless:

    Does the new blog bring us within the reach of Australia’s draconian defamation laws? Expect it does and expect that is what moderators (aka censors) are for.

    Oh noes! No more death threats, baseless slurs… maybe no more vilification either.

    It truly is the end of an era.

  • So Tim is coming in from the cold. Sadly every form of refuge has its price, even if it is only a different form of censorship. Opening up discussion to other views might be a good outcome, even if the language isn’t as colourful. So what are the new rules? I found the following in the Tele’s terms & conditions:

    “You waive any moral right sin…”

    which I suppose makes sense given the addition of Tim’s blog.

    Really there should only be one rule for commenters: “Swear properly, you cunts!”

  • [...] of the blogospheric reaction so far has come from Blair’s ideological opposites - The BlairBoltWatch Project, Grodscorp (who are promising to podcast on the topic tomorrow, Tues 13th) and of course [...]

  • it ain’t all about the stats. this blogging shit is about coming from the heart.

    you’ve changed, man!

  • Confessions of a Bolt blogger
    12 May, 2008 at 11:02 pm

    ‘…will prune 75% of their comments.’

    leaving exactly how many - 10? 7? less than 5?
    LOL!!

  • Wanted: New Internet den for bunch of small minded, verbally violent, bigoted right wing fuckwits recently evicted when their previous home, the intellectual equivalent of an [-----------], closed down.

    New home must have pre-school reading level, condone misogyny and other forms of bigotry and be properly insulated from rational thought.

    Maybe A Western Heart could help them out.

    Edited by The Editor: Sorry, Iain. Just a touch too far there.

  • Today: Timmeh reads the monkey-mood and tries some “expectations management”:

    Remember, we’re only 24 hours or so into this. Don’t fear the newness. Only a few years ago my site had no comments facility at all; I used to get slammed for that, too. And later for allowing too many comments. Now, for not posting comments quickly enough …

    We’ll sort things out. Might take a little while, but still.

    Promises, promises.

  • If I were a better man I might be able to muster up some sympathy for the monkeys - but all I really feel is satisfaction. The back room in which they could feed each other’s disgusting predjudices under Blair’s wafer-thin cover of ‘comedy’, has had the deadbolts ripped from the doors. The terrible spectre of ‘alternate viewpoints’ and a wider public audience looms large on the horizon, and they all know it.

    I’m sure Timmy wanted to hold out for the sake of his community of free contributors and ‘independent’ thinkers, but I guess the lure of the big bucks was just too hard to resist.

    It’s fucking poetic.

  • Mondo, you’ve summed up my thoughts exactly.

  • Mondo,

    That is a very odd post. Are you feeling OK? Do you see any irony in labelling others as being prejudiced when you yourself display large doses of the very same flaw?

  • ooh honey honey
    14 May, 2008 at 9:30 am

    I have only become aware of this site in the comments following Tim’s move. Judging by your comments here though, you must have a lot of spare time to set up a website just to watch those two, and if you characterise the commenters there (of whom I am one) as uniformly racist, bigoted, gay-baiting dumb-fucks, or whatever, then you clearly don’t watch very closely.

  • How is my mere questioning of whether a moderation system will be put into effect somehow “bitching about it”?

    Clearly, you don’t know when I’m bitching.

    I’m sure you could find better examples of me “bitching” over at Tim’s. I’m certain there’s one about the ABC, one about gun control, and one about taxes.

  • I wonder if Blair will start trying to make sense in his blog posts now and at least try and come across as being somewhat rational.

  • Is Andrea hot like Miss Fits? If so, no problem.

    If she’s an ugo like me then she will get around 70 hits a day and most of them will be misfire google searching looking for free cock calendars.

    Wait, no, that’s me again.

  • Ash - really? The ABC? Gun control? Taxes? Have you heard that the corrupt scietnisticians are in league with Cate Blanchett to produce a new, organic strain of global warming propapagandada?

  • dishhead, you mean global warmening I believe.

  • Damian,
    Oh no he wouldn’t go that far, he just tries to be funny , pity, he isn’t!

  • I wish I was joking Orion, I really do.

    Did you also know that there’s a secret Budget provision to raise an army of unionised lesbians to carry out compulsory abortions in vegan shooting galleries? In Fitzroy?

    Needless to say the rest of the budget is just spin, spin, spin.

  • Damian - I stand corrected, sir. My deepest apologies. The spelling node in my monkey chip is totally fritzing.

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